sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no. u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut) oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink